The other night, whilst wandering the internet wildly I wandered into Dooce. I really love Dooce – she’s crazy and cute and lives in Utah. She’s a total web celebrity. Like Princess Diana back in the early 80s. She *looked* like a princess, ya know? That’s Dooce – the Princess Diana of the Internet.
Okay, so I comment on her getting sued. Which, interestingly, kinda coincided with my fun lil’ lawsuit. And whoa! I like – got trainwrecked. Which seemingly means that I am contributing to my own problems by commenting on Dooce and posting here. DUDE! Get it right!
I never left states. I’m RIGHT HERE! I didn’t MOVE STATES to skip a lawsuit, I was just conveniently booted out of my house the day she tried to serve me. It was one of those movie moments you wouldn’t believe if you wrote it, you know? My sister is walking my computer out of the house, Valley Lock & Key is in the driveway and the sheriff shows up to serve me.
Furthermore, I never said my websites suck. I said when I started Digital Scrapbook Designing I was pretty terrible. And I stand by that 100%!
This internet place, its like NUTS.