I send a three page .pdf to print. A few minutes later half of the first page, lightly etched, scoots out and my printer proudly declares that the job is complete.
Ink is fine, paper is fine, printer thinks it is fine. Sigh. Close document, return a few minutes later, print those three pages. Printer chugs enthusiastically and spits out all three pages, pretty as a pile of fresh peaches.
Let’s print a few more things, since you are feeling so perky, sweet lil’ printer…